I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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