Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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