You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
