Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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