Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Randomize
