i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
and you fell through a lawn chair
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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