I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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