so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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