i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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