We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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