you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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