Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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