You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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