oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
it hurts more in the daytime
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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