I hate your face
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
that is very illegal...i love you.
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