dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She tied me up with her honor cords...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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