i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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