He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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