I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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