on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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