if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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