i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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