I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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