Cold hands, warm shart.
More tranny stories later!
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
