absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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