You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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