She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm just crazy horny about you
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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