Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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