you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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