The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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