so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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