When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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