I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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