so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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