you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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