if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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