Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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