Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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