rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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