I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
There r osticjed everywhere
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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