if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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