If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I am available for nakedness
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
