We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
When did angry sex become our thing?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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