i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She told me I should be a condom model.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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