nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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