you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
