just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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