I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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