You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
