Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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