She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
