It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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