I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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