I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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