North Korea, Best Korea!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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