I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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