I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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